Life can be mean, it fucks you in the ass and sometimes throws the KY away...O_O
I've decided to blog on myspace for a while... http://blog.myspace.com/eaggon -EDIT- Does someone wanna give my xanga a facelift? "Eaggon? Which ring looks better?" I don't know which I should've been more scared of...being in a Tiffany's jewelry store...or that I'm there with my girlfriend with her sights set on rings...those prices almost gave me a heart attack. I could NEVER imagine saving up nine grand for any one piece of whatever the hell it is and walk away thinking I made a good purchase... Good god I could use that money and put a down payment on a house or car or something...and it just makes me think who in their right mind would spend so much to buy it? My girlfriend is trying on different rings and asking me "What do you think about this one?" for like the 10th time... For christ's sake, they all sparkle, they are all white, and they all look the fucking same. What the hell do you want from me huh?! I can't tell the freaking difference. Why can't we go get some food or something? I don't tell you to sit down and play "Kill the ugly thing on the computer monitor" with me and ask you what tactics I should use. "side tracked" "Side tracked" God if she could just sit down next to me or even ask me to get up and let her try it would be so god damn sexy...I wouldn't even let her play I because I'd be so worked up...I would so understand if she asked me to do her a couple favors while she played...I think the best way to imagine me would be to see me as as a happy golden retriever tounge out and everything sitting next to his master...she would so own me...REALITY CHECK! Yeah, as if she would ever be interested in the latest FPS, Real-time Stategy, or what level my character in World of Warcraft was... I can always dream... -Edit- And you know what else? Seeing my cat up there reminds me...IF I had a cat I could feed it for the rest of it's damn life with nine grand...or cut it's life short by feeding it the piece of jewelry. So who was the idiot that decided that the clear, sparkling stone should be worth a shit? water is clear and it fucking sparkles and you can even drink it too. So why aren't I rich? Related article I still love women So excuse my last two posts...I was drunk in one and didn't know what the fuck I was talking about & Sharon likes to impersonate me... Moving right along. The other day I had a conversation with my pear shape breasted co-worker...no not a conversation, confrontation is the better word. The reasons are trivial but it came down to this. I consider myself her friend & it turns out that regardless of what I am to her if I don't take the moral high ground (The "right" thing) like her, a stranger would be a better choice because she believes there is no "in between". That right there is total bullshit. So I have to ask what exactly is a friend? Someone that looks out for you and is there for you in times of need? Someone that understands and accepts you for who you are? Someone you can trust? There are too many things in my opinion that you could consider when determining a friend, but I do know this: There is no stranger I would place above anyone I consider a friend. EVER.So this goes out to Miss Lane who needs to learn the meaning of the word friend. Jessica, there are things you have to think about before you alienate someone over your beliefs. I don't know if you understand the power of the spoken word but friendship is more than who is right or wrong and by judging me, I have come to realize that you are no longer worthy of mine. Think before you speak and try to understand what drives your remaining friends to do the things they do because I am sure they do it for you when you do something they do not approve of...I know I did it for you. Have a good life. Eaggon So I'm saying that xanga blows but don't mind me this is the ranting of a semi drunk that is not using common sense...yeah so where in the fuck are you guys? why the hell aren't you drinking (I had to correct the spelling of that word) with me huh? Anyways... I'm in love... yep love... uh oh they are calling me.... SHOT TIME! Bye! Eaggon -Edit- I just realized it says it has been exactly a month since I last updated...man premium is such a waste of money... Read this and read it well. I am Sick & Tired of this "Open this and send it to X amount of people or you will have good luck OR bad luck for however many years" For one, I've closed MANY MANY MANY of those e-mails, post, bulletins, etc. and ain't shit happened. Two, IF they were true I should be without a girlfiend, have no friends, nor a life, I should also be haunted by the spirts that track the mail and who does or deosn't send them. Oh yeah if all holds true I should have bad luck too, in turn that means, no money, job, fun.... Three, explain to me how in the fuck an electronically generated mail that is composed of nothing more than 1's and 0's of the binary code have ANY effect on my luck? And that's assuming I even believe in luck! SO you know what? FUCK YOU! that's right. F-U-C-K Y-O-U. don't send me that shit and don't even try creating some. Myself and many others feel the same way...bitch (added in for a derogetory effect...and I fucking hope it works on your candy ass...bitch). done ranting. Quick joke A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it." Eaggon fact Though I love cats I am allergic to them. Replies to comments/Showing love: Aimee - Internet pimp lol nah
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TI - Not single, but I think your pic will bring too many people to my site lol
Sharon - She cracks me up too
Dee - LMAO
April - OK!
Jenny - I hope so too :)
Dimple - Dad is alright and no, Suji don't know and she never will
Viki - That joke was awesome
Khathy - Camming would be cool
Kathy - So mean.
Christina - I knowwww
Paige - Ahhh, xanga would be alive without us, and you're good. Trust me <3
Grace - So seductive
Doug - I know
NiNi- Man that sucks lol
Carol - Holy crap I was kidding but wow wanna share that story with me?
BB - Cool lol
Diane - That is scary...I think
Freda - Let me know how life and freedom is like!
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